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BUT DON'TCHA KNOW, BABY
THE WOLFMAN ONLY WANTS ONE THING

michelle muh-shell n;
writer, doodler, procrastinator, graphic maker and general waste of space.
literature student, teaching assistant, industrial lover.
twenty two, essex girl.


"Well, remind me to go and buy twenty years of training and a bat cave the next time I inherit fifty billion dollars."
♥


"You're telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I'm telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons."

euro trash; banned in milan.
my name is michelle. i'm english first, european second. i'm really not all that talkative a lot of the time. spend most of my time in total denial about how old i'm getting. the first impression people seem to have of me is generally that i'm a bit weird/excitable/basically insane. i'm a teaching assistant with pink hair and facial piercings. my four year old students find me absolutely fascinating. the only time i'm not listening to music is when i'm at work, and then i'm humming something in my head. poster child for the teenage mother/broken home/acid generation. i read a lot, mostly the classics - no trash for me. my favourite authors are charlotte bronte, evelyn waugh and umberto eco. every mistake you can think of is one i've probably made already. i get along with boys better than i get along with girls, but that's often because the guys think i'm coming onto them. i'm not, seriously. mat devine is my hero; getting to shake his hand and indulge in random giggles is so far the highlight of my life. laugh all you want, prick, it's true. my family is sickeningly important to me. i laugh at absolutely anything remotely funny. but mostly family guy. i recently missed the chance to go and see roxy vayn in the flesh - it's still breaking my heart. there's a very high chance that i hate your favourite band. i quote lyrics at any given moment. i'm olsen twin skinny, therefore if you make a derogatory comment about any band member's weight, chances are i will hate you for the rest of time. my boyfriend's claim to fame is the fact that he's punched the lostprophets vocalist. if i was a model, i'd be banned in milan.

now why'd you wanna go an' put stars in their eyes?
kill hannah. chloe bridges [;__;]. psychofags in plastic binbags. the gazette. uffie. dope stars inc. the smashing pumpkins. combichrist. lolita23ku. yelle. neutral milk hotel. shiny toy guns. alice nine. girugamesh. eighties matchbox b-line disaster. jack off jill. rasputina. nine inch nails. do me bad things. frankenstein drag queens. android lust. dirty sanchez. blondie. daphne loves derby. sebastiAn. pendulum. freezepop. jane's addiction. placebo. cursive.

WHY DON'T YA HAVE A NICE WARM GLASS
OF SHUT THE HELL UP
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